Sick of all those goths and fat chicks with multiple piercings? Don't consider yourself particularly creative or bohemian? Think 'alternative lifestyles' are basically a load of humbug? Welcome to Cynical Bisexuals.
We're not here to talk about how fluid our sexuality is, or how heterosexist society won't accept us. Leave that to countless other communities on eljay. No, we're here to bitch, drink and talk dirty.